GOL

I am writing this post out of immense frustration and disappointment. All my futile attempts to shed some extra pounds from whichever part of my body have driven me crazy. I am starting to feel heavy and rotund, like an over stuffed Mac'd burger oozing out cheese and sauce from all sides. Clothes are the biggest gift to mankind; i realized that recently, thanks to the trial rooms of major malls which ensure you have many sleepless nights ahead, by installing mirrors on all 4 possible sides, which tend to read "objects appearing in the mirror seem bigger than what they actually are". They enlighten the self by clearly portraying the rear picture, which hitherto was quite non-existent in the list of mental worries. Climbing 8 stairs to work, drinking hot water with honey and lemon first up in the morning, drinking 8 glasses of water a day, walking brusquely, avoiding too much cheese, eating fruits... ZILCH. NADA. No effect whatsoever. I have even tried reading up on "how to lose weight in 7 days" and fantasizing about the possible results. Even that didn't seem to work for me. I think I will give it one last shot and try enrolling for the 3 month package in the gym which shares its compound wall with my house!!! I have exactly 2 months to go .. if nothing works, i target at making my better half fat. But then, i will still be round, rounder .. oops hunger bells ring and its time for lunch. Hopefully in the next post the author is a few pounds lighter.