IP : @#$ . #$% . ^&. *%#cONNECTION sPEED : aBYSMAL
dOWNLOAD cAPABILITY : NON- EXISTENT
mEMORY Allocation : N/A
This is exactly how the executive summary of my first RDBMS class would look like. All of a sudden i felt the whole world becoming a tangent to my cerebrum/ cerebellum (cant really take the pains of confirming the word). Suddenly i felt it was all greek and latin to me. Suddenly i felt the dumbest of heads had a million times more powerful antennae than that of mine. Coudln help myself from falling on d desk. a sudden thud and the class would turn back to see if anyone had fallen off. In a self-effacing manner i would also turn my head to avoid further embarassment (as if the class was unaware of the source of the noise). The 'IF' written on the board is interpreted as 'interface' by all the other less technically challenged mortals in class.
You would be wondering why on earth did i have to opt for RDBMS as a credit course in my MBA prog.
I knew i was technically challenged. i just wanted to remove any trace of doubt that remained.
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